The Sarcasm Is Weak With This One

“Awix dropped his bi-ib,” Mary whined from the table . “You should yell at him,” Matt sarcastically replied, so Mary yelled “Awix, NO!”

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Mary’s Prayer

Dear Father,

Thank you for EVERYTHING and EVERYBODY and thank you for making rainbows and snow. Amen.

Burn!

John (6): “You know what’s delicious?”

Me: “Your face?”

John: “No! My face is gross!”

Rawr

Mary walks in “Rawr.”

“Are you my Mooie Fo Shmooies?”

“No. I’m a dinosaur.”

She’s so cute.

Silly Mooies

Mary(2) came to me with a panicked look on her face and said “I ate the floor.” I didn’t know what to do so I said “I’m sorry” and we hugged. She assured me that it would be okay.

Mispronunciations

Mary (2) just recently started referring to Minnie as Minnie instead of “Mi”. It was a sad day. At least when we went to the pool she was exited to get her babing sweet on.